She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back
"stop whining about rape culture" "it doesn’t exist" "quit complaining"
"Welcome to the 21st century, where being smart is a bigger crime than raping a human being"
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
do you have a dog?
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
The world doesn’t want you to eat cookies the easy way. You have to wait till there fully cooked before even thinking about eating them!
so accurate it hurts.